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Friday, March 30, 2012

Risky Business: Boobs and Jokes

Best to worst:

Nicki Minaj's boobs.  Gorgeous ... hypnotizing ... mesmerizing ... I could not look away.

Nicki Minaj's performance.  Awful, except for the boobs.

Also ... 

Scotty was back to perform a song about "sweet tea", "football" and "girls".  There was probably a verse or two about God and prayer, but I must've missed it.  Slam dunk, kid.  Congrats on your success.

Heejun's elimination surprised nobody.  The best part about it, though, was when Steven Tyler reminded him that he did it to himself.  "The music business will kick your ass."  Point taken.

What I found interesting about the evening were a few previously unspoken revelations -

Jimmy outwardly acknowledged the Jessica vs Hollie dynamic that everybody else, up to this point, was pretending to ignore.

Skylar has "experience"?  Apparently, at ages 7, 8, and 9 she did two national Broadway tours with Annie and LesMiserables.  (Research courtesy of MrKK's *other* favorite, almost as funny, AI blog:  Grantland AI Blog).

And Jimmy calls out the female tweens with cell phones for voting for cute guys - for the past 5 years - instead of girls.  "Girl power" huh?  We'll see.