*Regarding Jessica,from this point forward I will only be recapping her in detail if she a) really [messes] up, or b) if she does something amazingly mindblowing ala Jennifer Hudson's "Circle Of Life". We know b) isn't going to happen, so unless we get an a), I will be stating, "Tonight, Jessica Sanchez did nothing worth noting."*
I love the guys at votefortheworst.com.
Another highlight from their posts: They refer to Jessica's alter ego as *Bebe Plant* since she was planted on Idol by her agent.
I'm going to follow this guy's lead with respect to Bibe/Bebe/Chez/Plant next week.